Top Ten Reasons to Elect me as President in 2008
People are starting to position themselves to run in 2008. So I figure that if any of you were planning on starting a grass roots campaign to get me elected, now is the time to do so.
Therefore, I thought I would go ahead and list the top ten reasons you should elect me as your President in 2008.
So here goes:
10. I will make the day after the Super Bowl a natinonal holiday.
9. I would reduce poverty by closing down all the Walmarts around the country.
8. Every person around the world will get a 20 dollar gift certificate from the US. This will help improve the likeability of the US on an International level. (Thanks to David Letterman for this suggestion).
7. I will lead the US to victory over terrorism with my ant teleportation plan.
6. I will create a new government agency dedicated to the eradication of SPAM. The Anti-Spam Agency would start by instituting the National NO-SPAM week.
5. I will veto all silly/stupid laws that only benefit special interests and not the people.
4. I will institute Daylight Savings Time Year Round.
3. I will elminate ants from US soil!
2. *All US citizens will get a free ipod. Those of you voting more than once in the election will only recieve extra free ipods if your additional votes were cast for me.
1. I will Blog the Presidency!
So, there you go. If you need any more reasons just refer people to my unbeatable platform.
*If it will help get me elected we might even give out free ipods to people whose pets vote for me.
Therefore, I thought I would go ahead and list the top ten reasons you should elect me as your President in 2008.
So here goes:
10. I will make the day after the Super Bowl a natinonal holiday.
9. I would reduce poverty by closing down all the Walmarts around the country.
8. Every person around the world will get a 20 dollar gift certificate from the US. This will help improve the likeability of the US on an International level. (Thanks to David Letterman for this suggestion).
7. I will lead the US to victory over terrorism with my ant teleportation plan.
6. I will create a new government agency dedicated to the eradication of SPAM. The Anti-Spam Agency would start by instituting the National NO-SPAM week.
5. I will veto all silly/stupid laws that only benefit special interests and not the people.
4. I will institute Daylight Savings Time Year Round.
3. I will elminate ants from US soil!
2. *All US citizens will get a free ipod. Those of you voting more than once in the election will only recieve extra free ipods if your additional votes were cast for me.
1. I will Blog the Presidency!
So, there you go. If you need any more reasons just refer people to my unbeatable platform.
*If it will help get me elected we might even give out free ipods to people whose pets vote for me.
posted by gmanty at 10:47 PM
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