Monday, May 29, 2006

WALMART = Poverty

It's true, a recent study proves that Walmart causes poverty in this country.

If I were President, I would force all Walmarts to close until they raised their prices and stopped forcing manufactures to outsource all their work.

As President, I would reduce poverty by closing down all the Walmarts around the country. This along with the jobs created by the Ant Hill Security department would be a good start towards reducing poverty in this country.

As time goes by I am amazed at how solid my platform is becoming. Maybe I should run for President. It might not be that bad being President, for one thing I wouldn't have to work in a cubicle...


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