Top Ten Things I learned in 2005

With the end of the year approaching, I thought I would share my top ten list of things that I have learned in 2005.

In decending order of importance:

10. You can outsource work to a boat.
9. You can make money by changing your name (at least that is what I am hoping)
8. Avian Bird Flu is going to kill us all!
7. A large percentage of the US population should NOT be allowed to vote.
6. If I were a dog I would be a Saint Bernard.
5. You can make furniture out of Fed-Ex boxes.
4. We should replace Congressmen with Monkeys.
3. Texas is WAY better than New York.
2. Ants actually serve a useful purpose.

And the number 1 thing I learned in the Year 2005 is...

1. Never complain about how tired you are while your wife is in labor.

What did you learn this year?