Book Millionaire®

My co-worker John Denardo who blogs for sfsignal, just submitted this post http://www.sfsignal.com/archives/002737.html about a new reality show/contest called Book Millionaire®. Basically, they are trying to find people who would like to become bestselling authors.

So I was thinking maybe I should enter the contest.

If I could get a national television audience to learn about my campaign platform, I would be a shoe-in to win the next election (provided I decide to run for President).

Hmmmm.... I hope the people in charge of the show aren't ant lovers. Otherwise, they will probably put a clause in my contract that says I can't talk about my presidential platform.

My only concern is that I am not sure how well I will perform for the casting call. I should see if my wife can fill in for me at the casting call. She has a degree in Theater, so she should do just fine.

Maybe I will fill out an application. What's the worst thing that could happen?

I could win the contest and then become President.

On second thought maybe I shouldn't apply, I am not really sure about this whole President thing.

Decisions, Decisions...